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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOORLD!!!

GIF of Starlord shooting his blasters Clay sculpture of a soldier Clay sculpture of a soldier

I WILL ADD A PRETTY HEADER EVENTUALLY

TANKS FOR STOPPING BY!

A chibi soldier holding a gun over his shoulder

Hellooooo!!!! My name is Pinky! I like bright colors and flashing GIFs and drawing soldiers and eating food and playing sandbox games and sitting in my chair funny and writing about things that interest me and much more!!! Make yourself at home and use the navbar to your left to get around. The pages are still a huge WIP so not all of them will work at the moment. Those that don't work should just lead back to the motherpage. If all else fails, check the sitemap.

I've got plenty of projects that I'm hoping to post on here eventually. Big emphasis on that "eventually" though. I have more projects than I have days on Earth so far.

Also as a general note: Any date that I use will most likely be in MM/DD/YYYY format.

FEATURED PAGE


Game Boy Wars Shrine
A stamp of Yugi Muto that reads 'SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME' A stamp that reads 'Wii owner'  A stamp that reads '3DS owner' A stamp GIF of some inklings from the Splatoon series using weapons found in-game. A stamp of Jerma985 holding up an iced coffee from Dunkin Donust and pointing at the camera while smiling. A stamp of an ammonite fossil that reads 'I love ammonites' A stamp of the Windows 7 default background with text that reads 'Windows 7' under the Windows logo. A stamp of an old computer with a heart displayed on the monitor. A stamp that reads 'I love MS Paint' A stamp with 3d spinning text that reads 'DELETE SYSTEM 32'

UPDATES

7/29/2025
- A bunch of internal code cleanup
- Continued work on making pages mobile friendly

7/14/2025
- Re-made Blog Index and Blog Template
- Made Recommended Pages iframe for Blog

7/11/2025
- Added basic mobile functionality to Home
- Added basic mobile functionality to Index

7/8/2025
- Added featured page to Home
- Minor internal updates to multiple pages (Changing buttons to just "a" tags)
- Added the rest of the iframe pages to Game Boy Wars Shrine
- Linked the rest of the Game Boy Wars iframe pages to Sitemap
- Added clay soldier to Home

7/7/2025
- Added "Game Boy Wars" section to Nintendo Wars shrine

7/6/2025
- Fixed "Not Found"

7/5/2025
- Re-made "Nintendo Wars"
- Moved "Nintendo Wars V1" to archive
- Updated "Sitemap"
- Added offsite links to Homepage navbar
- Added additional text to "Famicom Wars" shrine

6/18/2025
- Re-made "About Me"
- Re-linked evrything to "Sitemap"

6/17/2025
- Made "Image of the Week Archive"
- Re-made "Cool Sites"
- Fixed "OC Index"

6/16/2025
- Argsfhshdjdshhhhhhhh a lot of stuff
- Re-made "Homepage"
- Re-made "Shrine Index"
- Re-made "Index"
- Re-organized most of the site internally
- Moved old pages to "Archive"

12/31/2024
- Minor updates to the Index

12/30/2024
- Oh uhhhh I forgot to update this a few times oops
- Finished OC page for Echo
- Finished OC page for Alfa
- Finished OC page for Oscar
- Minor editing done to OC index

12/26/2024
- Various minor updates to Homepage V3
- Added new logo to Homepage V3
- Temporarily removed solider drawing from index
- Updated journal

8/17/2024
- Continued work on OC Directory
- Continued work on Soldier Index

8/16/2024
- Started work on Misc Pages
- Started work on OC Directory
- Started work on Soldier Index

7/23/2024
- Re-made Gallery

7/16/2024
- Added Guestbook
- Added Diary

7/15/2024
- Re-made Homepage
- Re-made Sitemap
- Re-made Index
4/23/2024
- Remade "About Me" page
- Remade "Blog Index" page
- Remade "Cool Sites" page
4/22/2024
- Started work on Nintendo Wars shrine
4/21/2024
- Made gallery somewhat mobile friendly using media queries
- resized images in gallery
- added alt text to some images
4/19/2024
- You can now see higher quality versions of the artwork from the gallery by clicking on the images
- Image descriptions in gallery will now say if art if original or fan art
3/26/2024
- Blog is up and running!
- Reformatted sitemap from paragraph to list
- News page is up and running!
- Added "Shrine Index"
- Added drawing of me to "About Me" page
3/25/2024
- Added news scroll
- Added Billy Gates Callout
- Added ALT text to some images that didn't have any
- Reformatted some MORE internal CSS.
- Added "Sitemap"
- Added used resources and tutorials to "Cool Sites"
- Changed background behind tiles to permenant image
- Added "Blog (Index)"
- Updated background of landing page/index.html
- Started work on blog post layout
3/24/2024
- Added "Cool Sites"
- Started work on blog.
- Reformatted some internal CSS.
- Added new image to gallery.
- Added clock.
3/6/2024
- Added "About Me"
- Continued work on Gallery, it's officially up and running! just a little empty.
3/5/2024
- Changed main image on front page from "John_Crop.png" to "soldiersmall.png"
- Moved "John_Crop.png" to right sidebar.
- Changed update log from paragragh to description list.
- Made button.
3/4/2024
- Added update window!
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TO-DO

- Make page for coin/money collection
- Replace random BG images on Index with permanent artwork
- Do literally anything with Misc Pages
- Re-make Gallery
- Figure out what to do with News
- Re-make Diary(?)
- Make "Projects"
- Make more site graphics
- Continue work on Nintendo Wars shrine
- Make custom cursor
- Make "Comics" page
- Figure out how to handle Blog
- Re-make Nintendo Wars Shrine Index
- Re-link everything to Sitemap
- Re-make About Me
- fix OC Index
- Re-make Cool Sites
- Make Image of the Week Archive
- Re-make Gallery
- Re-make Index
- Re-make Sitemap
Skeleton in fart cloud

IMAGE OF THE WEEK

Cutting it close with this one. It's almost not Monday anymore. Anyway, haha fart

UPDATED EVERY MONDAY (HOPEFULLY)

ARCHIVE


WHATS IS UP HOMEBOYS | BREAKING NEWS: Google stock falls by 99%! Crashing and burning! | Nintendo actually released Mario Kart 10. Damn. | New Advance Wars game to release next month, world terrified. | ABC for 3 men (and Ethan) | BREAKING NEWS: Schezo Wegey Decapitated! | 1998s smash flop "Super Famicom Wars" to be re-released never | WEATHER: A brisk 72* Kelvin, wind coming from 370* at 500 knots. Air pressure of 100. Scattered clouds at 500ft, broken ceiling at 2000ft. Expect rain within the next half hour | Random soldier #3264738236 after going MIA for 6 months comes back out of woods with deer motif. "He's got sticks for antlers" sources say | Splatoon 3 Splatfest discourse still haunts me to this day | BREAKING: Man in banana suit eaten by monkeys | Now on Twitter: Loki Marvel CANCELLED! | Erma the Evil CURSES VILLAGE! | This just in: Discount on FISHPASTE in LOCAL WALMART | SEVERE WEATHER ALERT: CATS AND DOGS EXPECTED | BREAKING: Tumblr BLOWS UP and DIES due to SNAPEWIVES | THIS JUST IN: TEENAGER breaks into... wait wha-- BDHSAHHAS AHHHHHHHHHH OWNCH OH GOD HELP ME HELP ME I'M BEING ATTACKED I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE | I am going to lose it I think. This has been 6PM nightly news StinkyTelephone signing off!

Microblog

I was gonna sand and paint my new clay figure today but I forgot to rotate it around so the bottom isn't dry even after 5 days of drying RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!